Social distancing, not cold brew distancing
We understand that the coronavirus outbreak is affecting your life physically, socially and emotionally. Therefore, we want to help you get through this difficult time by making ColdBrewology more accessible to you. So please don’t let social distancing stop you from enjoying our lovely brain-boosting cold brew coffee. Indeed, you can get your hands on them in the comfort of your home.
Accordingly, we are now offering a 10% discount* on your first order of ColdBrewology. Simply use the coupon code #NotColdBrewDistancing at checkout. Evidently, many of you are facing a stressful challenge now, be it working from home or homeschooling (or possibly both!). Whatever are your challenges, let our sweet, velvety-smooth cold brew refresh you and recharge your battery. With ColdBrewology giving you a boost, you can now overcome any challenge like a boss.
*Offer ending 30 April 2020
More discounts if you post cool pictures, too
Of course, we hope you enjoy ColdBrewology as much as we do. If you do enjoy it, we would like to ask you a small but fun favour: Show off your awesome ColdBrewology bottle by posting a picture with it to your Facebook and/or Instagram. In addition, please make sure you mention both #NotColdBrewDistancing and @ColdBrewology in your picture. For every correctly tagged picture you post, we will give you another 10% off coupon. In particular, this 10% off coupon is redeemable in your next order. It is our way to thank you for spreading the word. Please PM or DM us if you don’t receive the coupon code within 24 hours of posting your picture.
However, if for any reason you are not enjoying ColdBrewology, please let us know. We would like to know how we may be able to make it better.
Funny social distancing memes
Anyway, let’s try to cheer you up a bit. We know the coronavirus is stressing you out. For example, social distancing is freaking some people out because they feel isolated from their friends and families. Similarly, many parents are overwhelmed by the daunting task of homeschooling their kids. Our despairs can probably be summed up by the reaction of this little British girl. In essence, she did not take it well when she found out that she could not have any Nando’s, McDonald’s or KFC. What’s more, she had to eat “mummy’s cooking”.
Check it out:
For those of us who are lucky, we’re all self-isolating, working from home and looking out our windows like sad children who have been grounded. Working from home while self-isolating may sound like a good idea initially. However, you will soon realise that you are actually getting a little sick of it:
Funny homeschooling memes
The central premise of coronavirus memes and jokes sounds absurd. What could be funny about a global pandemic that has altered the very fabric of our existence? How could anyone write jokes at a time like this?
Yet in times of crisis, when we are frightened and don’t know what the hell is going on, we’ve historically turned to comedy. Comedy, as frivolous and inessential as it may seem, is humanity’s free coping mechanism, a medium that both distracts us from the horrors of the world while allowing us to get our best and worst thoughts out of our heads and off our chests.
For instance, self-isolation is creating a newfound appreciation for teachers. On that note, let’s have a look at a few homeschooling memes only stressed-out parents will understand.
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These jokes that have somehow been able to remain funny in this crazy, unprecedented time are often not really about the virus itself, but rather how coronavirus has affected our relationship to each other and something else. As people are forced to turn to the internet for entertainment and comedians are trapped indoors with no way of performing live, the online jokes will keep flowing, for better or worse. Hopefully, at least one joke on this list will make you chuckle despite everything that’s happening all over the world.
It is true to say that the coronavirus is wreaking havoc in our lives at the moment. Nevertheless, we hope that you can see the lighter side of it. At least, for now, you have some fantastic deals from us. Therefore, make sure you take advantage of our offers. Get yourself some amazing cold brew coffee without having to set foot outside your home. Moreover, we have set you a fun but rewarding home task of taking cool pictures with our ColdBrewology bottles.
Anyway, thank you very much for your time. Stay safe and healthy!